January 2011
Breakfast with my fam
Dad: So I'm holding this missing dog for ransom until the owner coughs up a good reward.
Me: Dad, that's terrible.
Dad: That's business.
Me: Did you at least call the number on the "Missing" page already?
Dad: Yeah. But the dog they're looking for is a female. We have a male. They asked me, "Are you sure it's not a female?" I said, "Yes I'm sure." They asked me again, "Are you SURE it's not a female?" I said, "Oh, okay. It's a female with balls. What? Are you stupid?"
Me: You just gave this family false hope and sarcasm, you jerk.
Dad: WELL THEY ASKED! And the new dog is having fun with his two ladies (my other dogs Dolly and Toby).
Me: I thought he was neutered?
Dad: No they had a threesome.
Me: DAD WHAT THE HELL?
Dad: Whoaaa, what? All three of them slept in the same bed. What are you thinking?
Me: Oh.
I like having a three day weekend with Friday...
You're not real.: I would rather hang out with... →
doheee:
I like spending time with people one-on-one. It’s fun to go out in groups, but I always get the feeling that I don’t really get any closer to anyone. But if I’m with someone and it’s just the two of us, I’ll value the time that much more. No matter how awkward we are to begin with, if you talk at…
Sadies
1: I DEMAND YOU GO TO OA'S SADIES!
2: Omg I'm dooown. Guestpass!
1: Haha alright. Btdubs, idk who/how I'm gonna ask.
2: Nigguh. Don't try to pull that shit on me. You know damn right who to ask.
1: (Long explanation)
2: Yeah take him! Omg I needs a date toooo(;
1: Bietz, ask [ :X ]
2: I was thinking about that, but I don't want it to be awk! I can't dance on him. HAHAHA
1: Who says you can't (;
2: LOOOL YOU'RE RIGHT!
Wait wtf just happened? Oh you h0arbietz. Lahv this nigguh.
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By the time this school year ends...
Magnolia or Oxford? Funny thing is, it’s my parents who want me to leave Oxford.
I really don’t know what to expect by the end of this year. After all the people that left… Ahhh, surprises.
I should start reconciling with people.
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Changed my URL after finding out my parents have...
“Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.”
– Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
It's been so hard to freaking focus this week.
asdfjkl;
Note to self: STFU and stop being a little girl.
p.s. Hillary still owes me guacamole.
janelllaaa:
That’s the thing about girlfriends: They’ll roast someones balls if they hurt one of their girls.
Tomorrow...
Cluster: Cram some bs for The Metamorphosis. English Journals (2). Chem Cramming. DONUTS<3
6th Period: Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis. Rape The Metamorphosis.
4th Period: Own Unit 1, 2, and new shit. Own Unit 1,...
THIS WOMAN...
aghhh fcking miss this big-pimpin’ chica so much<3
ewwwwwwwwww you’re twenty years old :)
misslimlimlim:
kristen lim: nooo milly you cant be general about these things you have to be direct, THEN he’ll get it it’s not I DONT WANT A BF it’s I DON’T WANT YOU “i don’t want a bf” —> CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
:)
Thankies for the dress opinions
Still at an even number of both though T_T
@angieinhalloweenland thankies for that :D i’ll keep that in mind
@crankupdabass i must hide! :X haha i’ll take like a good picture day of formal :D
@wessleschiangers ohyeaaaaaaaah (; always gotta think about the grinding. LOL you nasty.
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Spiked Orange Jello
1: Hey do you have jello mix?
2: Lmfao I already know what you're thinking.
1: Lol, YES but virgin, no crazy shots for me.
2: HAHA I'm so down.
1: Shotsss
2: You're freaking terrible xD Didn't you read [Anonymous]'s posts today? [Anonymous] has a hang over, and he's being really stupid. DON'T END UP LIKE THAT!
1: Haha he's dumb, I'm smart. If I ever get a hangover, I'm gon' be shitting calculus equations.
When someone includes you in their plans
I misread this as “When someone invites you in their pants”…
janelllaaa:
Especially when it is someone you arn’t that close with, and they call you up asking you to join them. Omg, best feeling in the world.
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I pushed you away for her sake.
I’ll admit,...
omfggg<3
aysis:
This is for the girls who...
DTD Meetup
Mm, peachy keen :)
mmm good stuff
utterbliss:
jessebarrera:
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Rant
I probably shouldn’t even care at all, but whatever.
Okay, asshole. Look, I understand why you were butthurt and whatnot, but you don’t resort to shit like that.
You freaking stayed warm in his car while he and I just sat around outside the gym. Wooooooooooooooow. Dumbshit, man. Do you not understand that no means no? That GTFO means GET THE FUCK OUT? He had his reasons, and besides,...
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Since Janel decided to post some throwback ish...
I decided I’m gonna tell a story about freshman year too just for shits and giggles.
So freshman year. We had a pretty bombass P.E. class. The student teacher took over second semester, Ms. Fong, and our class was just so freaking fun. Just the mix of people (ESPECIALLY MAH GHETTO LADIES<3) all packed into first period. I think it was before Ultimate Frisbee, my ghetto ladies and I were...
Day by Day: My first and only detention →
LOL I STARTED BAWLING, YOU POOEY. i was sobbing, “why the hell did you do that?” :P
janelllaaa:
Girls in my business class were getting detentions for dress code. (9th grade btw)
My friend Kristen was crying and I knew I couldn’t just sit there and not get a dress code because I was wearing jeans also… they just look at lot like school pants. Anyway I go up to the teacher, tell her...
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hillary shawn jeremy kristen came to kidnap oscar...
FGGIN OWND @KIDMOGGI AT DANCE CENTRAL! (;
janelllaaa:
so we could go eat their delish dinner
D: MY MOMMA WOULDNT LET ME GOO